Man dies trying to revive dead wife, be happy

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/42270902/ns/us_news-life

A man age 60 called 911 reporting his 59 year old wife was unresponsive. During the call dispatchers say the line went silent. Police and paramedics arrived to the scene to find the husband dead slumped over his dead wife, apparently trying to give her CPR he suffered a fatal heart attack and fell on her.
Alot of response has said this is a sad story. If they actually loved each other I believe it's a romantic story.
They died together, their souls floated up to heaven together. Where he will now spend eternity listening her say "you couldn't just hold it together for 5 minutes til medics got there, we both would be alive today".
Hopefully he was muslim, because dying trying to save someone could make him a martyr, he will be eligible for the 72 virgins in the afterlife.

UPDATE:
After lifting the dead man off the dead woman they found a dead dog they believe was trying to get help to a choking cat when the woman fell and died on the dog trapping him on top of the choking cat. Upon further inspection, the cat had the families bird lodged in it's throat. An autopsy on the bird revealed it had died from poisoning caused by eating the last 2 heart pills of the dead man and dead woman.
Your all right, this is a very sad story. So easily preventable

Now you can own a petite lap giraffe too!

Have you seen the commercial running on tv, it has the super rich russian with hot models and a teeny tiny giraffe?
Now you can get a petite lap giraffe for your very own.
Check out the web site: http://www.petitelapgiraffe.com/

I am on the waiting list for one of these, I can't wait I think my man-pig pet Mongo will love it

I will call her Jeffery like the toy r us giraffe, because it'll be my little toy.
I'm gonna search for petite lap lions and petite lap zebras, and get a bunch of bonsai trees. I'll make my backyard just like a petite lap Africa.
With the exception of disease, pirates and diamonds.
I can even find a little gun and go on safari, tonight I'll eat lap giraffe and baby corn

Mexican Immigrant waterskiing to freedom behind a helicopter

Fernando Reina Iglesias set a world barefoot water skiing record of 153 MPH, he would of hit 200mph but he had 23 relatives in the helicopter and it slowed it down. Proudly hailing from the violent drug cartel city of Acapulco, Mexico, he gave a shout out and said he wanted to improve tourism. Nothing sounds better on vacation than seeing where they get concepts for the video game Grand theft auto and water skiing without ski's. After dropping all 24 mexicans in the US illegally, the helicopter did manage to bring a couple of American fugitives back to Mexico that we won't ever have to deal with again.
Fair trade?
Hasta la vista
RANDOM

UFC 128 LIve Tonight

I've been very anxious for this card some great talent on this one. I'm looking for a great slug match with Jones-Rua but have a feeling Jones will be bringing it to the mat. I have alot of respect for Shogun but this up and comer Bones Jones is an intense fighter with incredible skills as well as being well rounded, so I'm calling Jones on top for this one.
Edson "JR" Barboza makes his return to the octagon tonight and I'm really looking forward to this as well. Not only because I know him but he is a sick Muay thai fighter with incredible endurance and work ethic. His first fight in the UFC was a TKO due to leg kicks. Training out of the Armory in Jupiter Florida he has a great camp to train with and also the other great camps in south Florida all try to work together. Look for Jr's fight on Spike TV at 9 pm. The other fight on Spike is Luis Cane who also fights out of the Armory.
Kurt Pellegrino is finally back from knee surgery and his fight will be streaming on facebook against Gleison Tibau this should be a good fight, they match up very well. I'm pulling for Kurt because I know him too and he is funny as hell. Look him up on youtube, he has some funny vids on there.
I don't know where I'll be for the fights but I'll be out. If you see me out feel free to buy me a beer and watch me be inappropriate and make some mistakes.
Random

Let's keep this great weekend going with some Sublime

Captures my mood this beautiful AM

Finally found the perfect pet, Mongo!

Meet my new pet, Mongo. He's such a great pet, sure he drools alot and can't get alot of sun but loves to cuddle and I'm teaching him to speak. Say Hello, Mongo!